Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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