I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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