My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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