I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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