All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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