Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Just high enough for therapy.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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