Welp...herpes.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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