Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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