Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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