Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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