a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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