Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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