Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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