Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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