Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
