Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
no you cant smoke seaweed
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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