this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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