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dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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