If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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