I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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