I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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