Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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