Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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