His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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