i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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