Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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