why didn't you poke me back
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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