I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
