their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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