Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Randomize
