she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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