Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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