I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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