I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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