We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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