Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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