no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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