I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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