So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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