I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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