so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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