i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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