grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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