Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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I need you to use more vowels.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
