she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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