i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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