I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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