Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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