Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
