Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
