THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Blood and glitter go together right?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
