You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
We talked him into tasing himself.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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