Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm both gender and math confused
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