no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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