they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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