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(213): View more from California

What happened to our ballroom dancing plans

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you

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(630): View more from Illinois

my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.

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(954): View more from Florida

I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.

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(815): View more from Illinois

He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.

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(925): View more from California

she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.

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(519): View more from Ontario

you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me

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