jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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